DANC 101: Intro to Dance

This post is mostly about dance,

but also about x-pression, Michelle Obama, humans, and Professor J. J. McCausland. Firstly, choose one of these dance themed songs to listen to while you read this:

(hahaha, luv u The Killers, luv u Lady Gaga!)

Next, I would like to share the newest addition to "young girls dancing to generic pop songs in youtube videos":

(thank you Suez for the tip.)

Now, I would like to offer up a sampling of our dancing greatest hits, if you will:

its true, "MAH HANZ R IN PERMANENT PEACE SIGN." (feat. Reen and Slip)

this is you dancing in your dorm room with cameron (feat. your tongue.)

this is me that same night. note my outfit due to a sleepover in maureen's room.

the quality of this is awful, but this is you dancing on probably Wadsworth Street. I wasn't there.

this is me dancing outside in the Fall. note the similarity of our dance poses.

this is me dancing on the Livingston County Court House's porch. Candice was there too.

this is me dancing at Fly Day...

while you drum along.

this is you dancing at Fly Day (feat. 3D-design-kid-on-acid and girl-wearing-only-a-bra.)

this is you dancing in Utica (feat. Zach Ligas)

this is us dancing in the snow.

this is me dancing in the snow. (feat. Bruna)

this is you dancing/posing on the pavilion.
this was before we were past the acquaintances phase.

this is us dancing. (feat "W" for Walrus, worst nickname of 2k8)

this is a tricky one. if you look closely in the middle you can see Maureen, Ciaran, Candice and me dancing in Cam's suite, exposed over Fly Day Book Club.

this is you and Cam dancing to probably Peaches (feat my dancing hand).

this is a really cute picture of (from left to right) Mike, Courtney, you, Candice and me dancing.

BONUS GLOBAL DANCING SECTION:

this is you dancing in Ecuador with an American flag wrapped around your bod.

this is me dancing at Tantra in Accra, Ghana.

I mean, who can deny the importance of the dances to the following songs:
Thriller
The Macarena
The Cupid Shuffle
Soulja' Boi
Kids
1, 2, Step

Just last month, Suez and I had a private dance session to Lipgloss. I think this is the first time anyone else besides the two of us is learning about it... whoops, sorry Suez. And who can forget us seriously going all out to Single Ladies at your house!?

What I mean to say is that many a good time owes itself to some solid grooving, and to the art of dance I am grateful.

Also, I know virtually everyone has seen the video of Barack dancing on Ellen, but check out foxy Michelle:

She's so hot and awesome.

In other news, I need these cage heel hooker shoes:

And finally, if I don't get into Intro to Dance or Method-Body Conditioning For Dance this Friday when drop-adds start, shit is gonna go down. Wish me luck ;).

That's all she wrote. Reunited soon.
Purest Most Foreign


ps. I'm still trying to figure out if we are human or dancer...