Palin

Dearest fanz, friendz, & familee,

Sorry for the brief hiatus in my blog posts. I got into a very serious pregnancy pact with some girlfriends of mine... with the combination of morning sickness, dealing with the media, and like, having the baby, I was a little busy, ya know? Being preggo in the eggo is real difficult, so I had to be dragged away from my blogging duties...

Well now, SPEAKING pregnancy... I was really interested in what you were saying about Sarah Palin today and the conspiracy about her child and how it might really be Bristol's. I researched the topic and found this very factual and revealing time line about Palin's pregnancy.

In an attempt to bring out the truth, via pop culture, one blogger created this ravishing rendition of the conspiracy theory:


From my own personal experience of with teen pregnancy (oh! right, I'm 20 now... so technically I avoided the teenpreggers. YES!) it is not particularly easy to move around when you have a fat ol' gut. Needless to say... hiking is pretty much nixed from your daily plans. So I don't know what type of hiking Mrs. Palin was doing, but I don't know if I believe her moose crap (get it? like bull crap... but NOT..... because she's ALASKAN).

My own personal opinion you ask me? I think that Sarah Palin was trying to save her daughter's reputation as not to tarnish the family name because she planned to work with DISNEY. Yes, Disney. Since Disney is so wholesome and is based on family values, Sarah had an image to upkeep to be able to film this movie about her life...




I would go see it.


That's all for tonight my friendz, motherhood is calling.

Goodnight,
Dark Stranger.

p.s. the above falacy about my pregnancy... not true. Although I do think it would be funny if there was a conspiracy theory in Geneseo about me faking a pregnancy for someone. Suez maybe...