If you voted for me...

this is awesome:


more to come soon. also, if you don't post soon I'm gonna have to get my own blog... srsly.

xo. PF.

ps. this one's pretty funny too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0&feature=PlayList&p=9A43466174C481CD&index=11

DANC 101: Intro to Dance

This post is mostly about dance,

but also about x-pression, Michelle Obama, humans, and Professor J. J. McCausland. Firstly, choose one of these dance themed songs to listen to while you read this:

(hahaha, luv u The Killers, luv u Lady Gaga!)

Next, I would like to share the newest addition to "young girls dancing to generic pop songs in youtube videos":

(thank you Suez for the tip.)

Now, I would like to offer up a sampling of our dancing greatest hits, if you will:

its true, "MAH HANZ R IN PERMANENT PEACE SIGN." (feat. Reen and Slip)

this is you dancing in your dorm room with cameron (feat. your tongue.)

this is me that same night. note my outfit due to a sleepover in maureen's room.

the quality of this is awful, but this is you dancing on probably Wadsworth Street. I wasn't there.

this is me dancing outside in the Fall. note the similarity of our dance poses.

this is me dancing on the Livingston County Court House's porch. Candice was there too.

this is me dancing at Fly Day...

while you drum along.

this is you dancing at Fly Day (feat. 3D-design-kid-on-acid and girl-wearing-only-a-bra.)

this is you dancing in Utica (feat. Zach Ligas)

this is us dancing in the snow.

this is me dancing in the snow. (feat. Bruna)

this is you dancing/posing on the pavilion.
this was before we were past the acquaintances phase.

this is us dancing. (feat "W" for Walrus, worst nickname of 2k8)

this is a tricky one. if you look closely in the middle you can see Maureen, Ciaran, Candice and me dancing in Cam's suite, exposed over Fly Day Book Club.

this is you and Cam dancing to probably Peaches (feat my dancing hand).

this is a really cute picture of (from left to right) Mike, Courtney, you, Candice and me dancing.

BONUS GLOBAL DANCING SECTION:

this is you dancing in Ecuador with an American flag wrapped around your bod.

this is me dancing at Tantra in Accra, Ghana.

I mean, who can deny the importance of the dances to the following songs:
Thriller
The Macarena
The Cupid Shuffle
Soulja' Boi
Kids
1, 2, Step

Just last month, Suez and I had a private dance session to Lipgloss. I think this is the first time anyone else besides the two of us is learning about it... whoops, sorry Suez. And who can forget us seriously going all out to Single Ladies at your house!?

What I mean to say is that many a good time owes itself to some solid grooving, and to the art of dance I am grateful.

Also, I know virtually everyone has seen the video of Barack dancing on Ellen, but check out foxy Michelle:

She's so hot and awesome.

In other news, I need these cage heel hooker shoes:

And finally, if I don't get into Intro to Dance or Method-Body Conditioning For Dance this Friday when drop-adds start, shit is gonna go down. Wish me luck ;).

That's all she wrote. Reunited soon.
Purest Most Foreign


ps. I'm still trying to figure out if we are human or dancer...

Happy One Month Anniversary!

for your listening pleasure:

• 1981 - by The Tough Alliance

I'm going through an insatiable Tough Alliance phase... anyway...

Happy one month anniversary to Immigrant Ship!!! As you declared so well one month ago, Great Lord, Immigrant Ship is "our minds (blogified.)" I think we've accomplished just that. We've tackled such subjects as crack addiction, allergy-causing dust bunnies, where one should properly wear one's pants, dude bros, samsara is nirvana, fat dogs, inner-city crime, robots, bottle cap art and of course immigration versus emigration. I made that one up.

Oh also we talked at length about shiny pants/leggings... I must admit, I caved in and bought some lame black leggings. I just had to do it. And I love them, although they sometimes make me feel like a dominatrix:

and sometimes Joan Jett:

and the ever-fabulous Rihanna:

also, that one time, her boots were part of her pants.

also, today, I was reading about how men wearing skirts is becoming really socially acceptable, which begs the question: Are shiny black leggings okay for men too?

My vote is a solid no.

In other, more important news: as I type I am powering up and syncing my TomTom so that tomorrow I may find my way to you, Great Lord (Dark Stranger), with ease...!!!

See you tomorrow!
PF

someone is twenty.

I won't name names, but someone (not me) who writes for this blog was born twenty years ago today.

Happy birthday woman, live it up.

xoxoxo
PF(c.)

ps.

this me singing Happy Birthday to you while you play along on your kazoo.

disco ball mouse.

number one Christmas Gift of 2k8: A light-up disco ball mouse. I mean I picked it out, but I seriously love it and am using it currently. It looks a little something like this:

thank u, Mom (you also rule for buying me the last two packs of polaroid film in Geneva).

In other news, I think you need this for your newly decorated room:

They're freaking awesome and look cool and are cool and I want you to have them. Unfortunately I've been saving them for a couple of days and now I can't find the link to the designer. Oh wait, I just did. Here.

I also think you might need these knife hooks:

you can get them here.

also, someday my prince charming will buy me this lamp:

I know this picture is really small, but click here and check it out. I need it. Badly. Anthropologie also has some ridiculously awesome wallpaper, which I know you are banned from using but a girl can dream, can't she?

I mean Anthropologie, can you just donate one of everything to me? I just love pretty much every single thing you make. Like, check out this coat rack:

and this dress:

I mean, hellooooooo! Anyway, enough gushing about things I can not afford.

furthermore, I think this is something you should really think about while doing over your room. It's obviously really important... hahaha.

Finally, a few weeks ago I was checking out at Old Navy and the flamboyantly gay cashier said that he liked my glasses and that I looked like I was, "straight from Portland, Oregon or something." I was puzzled because I have never been to Portland and I had no clue what my glasses had to do with such a place.

Then the other day it all became clear to me when I read that Portland recently named itself the "beard-iest" city in America. He must've thought I had a beard. Maybe he needs glasses.

that's all for now
Merry Christmas to you and your hipster dust bunnies.
xoxo,
Uncontaminated Alien

ps. "A beard is a bullshit filter. It keeps me from working at lame places and 
interacting with lame people."

pps. I realized when I halfway started cleaning out my room today that I always find some pretty interesting/kooky things when I deep clean my room. I think you should share with us the weirdest things you found in your room overhaul.

Dust Bunnies

Dear Pure Foreigner,

That little girl is so cute! She knows more of the dance than you even. I've been trying to convince everyone at home to learn the dance with me, but no one wants to! Rage.

Anyway I'm sorry I haven't written in awhile. I've been busy cleaning my room, moving everything out, dusting, getting ready to paint, etc. It's proven to be a bigger project than I thought it would. I've had some serious allergy attacks from moving everything out, especially my rug. 

Dear dust bunnies, It's me, Dark Stranger.

I'm allergic to you, and you suck terribly. 

h8 u 

luv u alt-dust bunnies

I found this fantastic wallpaper that I want to put in my room, but my parents tell me I can't put it up. Something about "devaluing the house, blahblahblah" I think it's pretty sweet:

COLORING BOOK WALLPAPER!

Anyway that's all I have for now. I'm off to prepare to paint.

xoxo, 

Powerful Master (Mysterious Outsider)

I take it all back.

I know that in the past few posts I have written about many things that I love and many things that are very important to me. However, none even come close to this:

I mean, I'm pretty much positive that if "Single Ladies" had come when I was five, I would be doing the exact same thing. The girl's got steeeeeeeze. It gets really good at about 1:44 and then again at like 2:02.

That is all.

PFPFPFPF

Walrus: Worst Nickname of 2k8...

...but I accept it.

speaking of Walrus, can we talk about this amazing gift that Cameron got for me?

yup, a walrus ornament, proudly displayed in my car. I love thee Cameron Winkstern, and all of your kooky ideas.

that's all for now, just desperately needed to share.

xoxo.
Pure Foreigner

this is important to me:

also so is this:

and this:

that is all.

ps. this is important to both of us.

Hanson, YouTube and the Scent of Man.

Have I ever told you how much I love Hanson? Well I do... and I'm doing this thing where I fall back in love with them all over again. Like srsly, they are so good. I need to see them live asap. I have three times already and I become truly reduced to tears. I turn into a screeching tween, and I am not ashamed. Dear Hanson, tour upstate sometime soon please. xoxo.

It certainly helps that they are so so so hot. haha, really though. straight studly.

Also, this seems important. As members of the blogosphere I think we should share.

also, because the music sucks, I provided this song for you to listen to while you watch:

In other news: Burger King has a scent for men called "Flame". Really it's real. "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Check it out here. Click the spray three times... it's disturbing/hilarious.

Starting my Christmas cards tomorrow... I'll let you know how they progress. Also, send me your address.

That's all she wrote,
PF

ps. There's an online museum of art museum toilets. It is awesome. Here it is.