DIS AR TEH MAH PROFESOR 4 TEH CLAS SAYINGS OV BUDDHA. HEZ AN ENGROSIN MAN. HIS INTERESTS INCLUDE: SEKZ, BUDDHA, LIFTIN DED WEIGHTS, SQUATS, SHROOMS, AN BEAN AN OVAR ALL PRETENSHUS JERK. HEZ PROBABLY MAH FAVORITE PROFESOR. PLUS HE LOOKZ LIEK VOLDEMORT WHICH DOESNT HURT EITHR.
SO, DIS POST IZ 4 UR BRADFORD, 4 ENLIGHTENIN ME DAT TEH GREATEST TING IN HOOMAN EXISTENCE IZ SEKZ (sex in human translation), AN ON DAT NOWT IM RLY GLAD I NEVR WENT 2 UR HOUZ AT ANY HOUR OV TEH DAI/NITE (AS U ALWAYS INVITD UR STUDENTS 2 DO).
HEERS 2 ENLIGHTENMENT!
-(DARK STRANGR)
(TRANZLASHUN THX 2 LOLCATZ)
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