11 December 2008

Take a bite outta crime

Dear World,

We have decided that we hate boys who wear their pants too low (ya know? like right at the line where their penis is?). Really. It's too much gentlemen. I found this excellent video demonstrating how boys should not wear their pants:


Pants Too Low - More amazing videos are a click away


Going along with the whole beard thing mentioned below... I found a list of 10 good reasons why men should have beards (even if sometimes they have red patches in them).


On a lighter note, Pure Foreigner, you know how tonight I was telling you about "the dog that fought crime" and you didn't know what I was talking about? Well, I was talking about Scruff McGruff.
The cartoon dog figure that started appearing in 1980 in commercials encouraging people to "Take a bite out of crime." He touched on issues such as robbery, drug addiction, and "trouble on da bus" in his commercials. He encourages people to call the police if they see any fishy behavior about.

Interestingly enough when I wiki-ed him I discovered that his character's voice was done by John M. Keil, a guy from Rochester! Groovy, right?

I think those girls at FIT could take some advice from Scruff McGruff and stay away from drugs. Luckily there was someone at FIT who "took a bit out of crime" and ratted on them.

Here's the sad news however, Scruff McGruff is great at saving us from buying a dimebag of weed, or from beating kids up on the playground, or wiring our neighbors house with explosives, but he doesn't really seem to care about kids (I think he's just in it all for the fame). This video shows the sad proof.



xoxo,
Great Lord (Dark Stranger)

p.s. note that Scruff McGruff keeps running. What an arse hole.

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