Beards,Ellen,Champs,FauxFur,VOSS

"I just want to move out of the dorms and be in my own space. I have a Container Store gift certificate.” -Me, as quoted on HRO... hahahahahaha. I am cracking myself up at the thought of such a thing.

Also that entry reminds me of when I said that the InterFaith Center was a really nice space and you guys all made fun of me. ha!


Now, as promised, I will delve into the age-old question of why most men have a little red in their beards.
Not like this much:
I mean why men (like JVH et al) who have dark hair on their domes and in their armpits etc have mysterious patches of red hair in their beards....

Basically, what I found out is that its either due to having half a chromosome for red hair and the rest for the dominant hair color, or something like that.
But this explanation seems way more plausible: The growth and the distribution of hair are under the influence of the sex hormones. At and following puberty, longer, coarser, more heavily pigmented hair, called terminal hair, develops in the armpits, genital regions, and, in males, on the face and sometimes on parts of the trunk and limbs. The hair of the scalp, eyebrows, and eyelashes are of separate type and develop fairly early in life. These differences in stages of the development of hair on different parts of the body account for the condition of some men having facial hair that is not the same color as the hair on his head (answers.yahoo.com 1). haha, like that in-text citation?

I mean this makes pretty sound sense to me... another thing one must consider when pondering beardhair-domehair matching is that not every human has eyebrows that are exactly the same color as his or her hair. Ya feel me?

N E WAYZ... Can we talk about how much I love Ellen DeGeneres? I mean I want to be exactly like her not only when I grow up, but pretty much right now. Like really really she is great. To add to her greatness, she is now a CoverGirl and I love her for it... Check her out:

Oh how I love thee, Ellen.

In other news, according to the New York Post (our favorite newspaper, ha!), so FIT skanks got busted for being coke dealers (our favorite drug, ha!) last night. As two people who have spent considerable amounts of time at FIT, I thought we might find this intriguing. Read it all here.

Also, I found this:

Remember that time Hey Champ played at our school and we didn't really like them? Well now they're second to only Justice on NYE in NYC.... what the hell!?!?! "Either way, big ups to SUNY Geneseo" - Direct quote from Hey Champ's blog... maybe I'll change my mind about them...

And finally, I know how much you love that brown bear blanket you have, so I found you this.

A how-to! Just in case you ever lose it or accidentally burn it. And I think I might make myself/someone it for christmas this year.

Thats all for now I think..... wait.... I have one more quick question...

Great Lord,
ARE WE HUMAN?
OR ARE WE DANCER???

its all just to epic and deep and heavy for me to handle. you gotta let me know...

-Pure Foreigner.

ps.

I love thee Michael Cain. I love thee VOSS water. That is all.