Come on America! Be green! Refill your 40 oz.

Dear Pure Foreigner,

I hope you do well on your final tomorrow! G'luck mate.

On a sadder note however, no, I am not in Vermont. My friend's car got a flat tire, and she has to go to the French consulate in NYC to get her visa to spend next semester in France. So I guess Marlboro (the college, not the cigarettes) is out of the question for now.

So instead of packing for a trip to Vermont, I've been tearing apart my room to get ready to paint/redecorate. Since you're so great at finding cool decorating ideas Pure Foreigner, will you help me think of a few cheap ideas for redecorating? Thankee so muchee.

I was google-ing bottle caps to think of creative ways to use mine, and I found a few cute, (somewhat) practical, do-able pictures:

(I really do like the bottle cap wall art one)

Then, I found these:

Cher, in bottle cap form. (h8 u)

A bottle cap bedroom collection. (miss u)

A sick dress (<3 the shoes, h8 the face).

To be able to accomplish some of these thing

I'd have to drink a lot of beer.
Probably enough for this many bottle caps:

By the end I'd probably look like this:

(miss u)

I've decided to stick with picture frames,
mirror frames, and possibly a beer pong table.

So... after looking so long at bottle cap art, I stumbled upon ideas of how to make stuff out of used plastic bags (apparently I was on a recycling-useless-shit kick):



With "fabric" out of plastic bags you can make all sorts a things:

ANYWAY... Did you hear the great news? Someone tried to kill Bush with a SHOE!

Here's a picture of our glorious hero:

I guess in Arab culture the greatest insult is slapping someone in the face with a shoe. Too bad he missed! I would have loved to see a serious brawl to go down. I mean really. Our politicians are not as interesting as some other countries'. It seems like there's always political fist fights happening in other nations. Here's an interesting smack down in Bolivia:



If you check out related videos it seems like Taiwan, the Czech Republic, and Russia (oh the Duma... always has crazy fights like these. so ridiculous) all have entertaining beatings in parliament. I guess I shouldn't be complaining that the U.S. doesn't have fights like these... it probably means our government is a little more "stable."

Though, I feel as if it's a trade off... a stable government, or great You-tube worthy videos? I'd choose the later. Let's stop fighting other people, and just fight each other!
Come on America!


With love,
Great Lord (Dark Stranger)