For some strange reason, I love these:
In other news: REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YESTERDAY WHEN MY ROOMMATE LOCKED ME OUT OF MY ROOM EVEN THOUGH IT WAS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WAS ONLY TAKING A SHOWER!?!?!?! EVEN MORE OBVIOUS WAS MY KEY CLEARLY SITTING ON MY DESK... IN VIEW OF BOTH HER AND BASICALLY THE REST OF THE WORLD!!! I don't care that this is on a public internet forum, I was pissssssssssssed! Not to mention that I/we had a semi-semi-formal event to attend in less than half an hour? I mean, I know I've said this a million times, but I can't tolerate dumb people, like seriously. hahahahaha. sometimes I need to get a better bitchface...
today, while sitting in English 142, I thought to myself, "if one more person uses the term novel to describe a work of non-fiction (specifically the autobiography), I'm gonna get up and walk out of here." Then, to alleviate my frustration, I found this:
today, while sitting in English 142, I thought to myself, "if one more person uses the term novel to describe a work of non-fiction (specifically the autobiography), I'm gonna get up and walk out of here." Then, to alleviate my frustration, I found this:
cool Kurt Vonnegut tattoos! here's the article about literary tattoos... I'm a geek. Especially funny is when they are describing elvish tattoos inspired by The Lord of the Rings ("The middle one translates to: 'Never been laid.'") hahahahahaha, talk about serious geek-age. I want a literary tat, badly!
Also, over the weekend, it is absolutely necessary that we master this:
and finally, some hilarious quotes from last night's fun and cute dinner.
When explaining his answer of "try to buy the pole" to the question of if he were in a strip club with only $10 what would he do?, Bob goes, "If you build it, they will come." hahahahahahahaha
then to the question of the craziest thing he had ever done when drunk, Nick Little's response was, "achieved Nirvana." hahahahahahahah. I mean, I know you were there, but these just need to be immortalized in the interwebs. we have seriously funny friends.
des all folks,
Pf(altzgraff)
ps. this song is my newest jam:
When explaining his answer of "try to buy the pole" to the question of if he were in a strip club with only $10 what would he do?, Bob goes, "If you build it, they will come." hahahahahahahaha
then to the question of the craziest thing he had ever done when drunk, Nick Little's response was, "achieved Nirvana." hahahahahahahah. I mean, I know you were there, but these just need to be immortalized in the interwebs. we have seriously funny friends.
des all folks,
Pf(altzgraff)
ps. this song is my newest jam:
Bitch in my Vic Lit class had a "So It Goes" tramp schtamp.
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